I don't want to take up too much of your time, so here's 10 things about me:
1 - I'm James Ellaby, hi.
2 - I'm from Manchester and I'm a Manchester United fan. And I do really exist.
3 - I'm the Communications Officer for the Lancashire Wildlife Trust.
4 - I'm married to a beautiful girl called Gemma.
5 - The music of Brian Wilson fills my soul.
6 - I used to run a website called Entertainment Manchester.
7 - I didn't have time to run it anymore, so I ditched it for this.
8 - I love films with Marlon Brando, Robert De Niro, Al Pacino or anyone else vaguely related to The Godfather.
9 - I'll watch anything on TV, but would rather it was all made by HBO.
10 - I was born with a cleft lip and palate, so indulge in a bit of self-pity once every 30 years or so.
11 - I'm not great at maths.